Monday, 9 November 2015

And the award for worst editing goes to ............

Another week passes and finally Scott gets back in touch. I honestly thought he'd rumbled me.



From Scott.

Sorry for not responding for a while now , I have been busy with work and I hope you do not mind. I am being issued another passport which will soon be given to me so after that I will be able to send you ... like I told you before I can only show you my passport which I have access to from here . Do you mind?


A couple of days later I received this very badly edited passport!!!













His passport.

It was pointed out to me that Scott's (fake) passport was in fact, out of date!! This had to be pointed out to Scott!



Dear Mr Derr.
 
It has come to our attention that your passport expired on March 2nd 2015 so is now out of date and therefore invalid.
 
Could you please send a copy of your current passport along with 2 other forms of identification so we can begin the process of transferring Miss O'Doors assets to yourself. We understand that whilst you are stationed overseas this may be difficult so we are prepared for one of the forms of identification to be a signed, dated letter from your company commander confirming your identity. The other item of evidence MUST show your home address.
 
Please send the required documents to us as soon as possible.
 
Yours sincerely
 
Sammuel Connit
 
Connit, Stashitt and Leggitt Solicitors.
 
 
 
There was no reply from Scott so the solicitors emailed him again.
 
 
Good morning Mr Derr.
 
I trust you have had a pleasant weekend. I am just checking that you received my emails about your out of date passport and other forms of identification required to proceed with transferring Miss O'Doors funds to your account. Could you please contact us without delay so we can proceed with this matter.
 
Yours sincerely
 
Sammuel Connit
 
Connit, Stachitt and Leggitt Solicitors
 
 
 
Several days later and still no reply. Maybe he's given up? One last attempt to get him to reply is sent.
Dear Mr Derr.
 
Our office has not received communication from you with regards to Miss O'Doors bequest. If we do not hear from you within the next 48 hours, I am afraid we have instruction to leave Miss O'Doors estate to a local animal welfare charity.
 
Please contact our office as a matter of urgency.
 
Yours sincerely,
 
Sammuel Connit
 
Connit, Stashitt and Leggitt Solicitors.