I wait on your reply soon enough - Scott's getting cross!!

Patty emails Scott to let him know she's sent the money via Western Union. Hopefully that will make him happy


From Patty.


Hi Scott.
Just a quick email to say that I've sent the money you need today at my local post office. Can you let me know when you get it please?
I hope everything is OK with you my darling. I'm starting to feel better today in case you were wondering.
Chat soon
Patty xx xx xx xx xx



Patty then gets a really grumpy reply from Scott.

From Scott.

Why does it take you days before you reply? I wait on your reply soon enough please so that I can get the details to the admin and activate the call.

Miss you PATTY! !

She replies and tries to make him feel guilty!!

From Patty.
Good morning Scott.
I'm sorry for the delaying replying. Unfortunately I developed a really nasty infection in my hand which turned into blood poisoning. I've spent the last week in hospital on various drips and machines. I've been seriously ill which is why I didn't email you. It's hard to do anything when you're sedated.
Did you not get the money I sent you? Was there some kind of problem? Do I need to send it again?
You're last email wasn't very nice Scott. I felt like you were angry with me. You need to understand that I've been very ill. It's not my fault. A little bit of patience and sympathy wouldn't go amiss. If you loved me you'd try and understand what I'm going through.
I hope to hear from you soon.
Love from Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx


Scott replies but is still more concerned about the money than her health.

From Scott.

Am not angry about you Patty just worried we couldnt talk much and know whats going on with you , am sorry you have been so ill hope you get better soon ok , we will talk on phone very soon  .

Can you send me the details on the western union receipt to me  ?
  The details include ; Money transfer control number (MTCN) .
                                              Question and Answer .
                                               Your full name .

Patty's back.

So, Patty had an awful accident. Scott doesn't seem overly bothered about her health, more so about the money for the phone call.   From Scott. I was so worried about you , sent you emails but no reply . Really glad you are here now and I cant wait to talk to on phone! Hope you are feeling better now ... Send it through western union to this details ; RECEIVERS NAME - SCOTT DERR RECEIVERS COUNTRY - NIGERIA    After you send then I can get to the admin and get the call activated , it doesn't take more than 24hrs for the call to get activated. I wait on your reply so we can get it started .   LOVE YOU PATTY!! Patty doesn't reply for ages so Scott emails again. From Scott Patty are you ok? Haven't heard from you in a while now n I am really worried , mail me back as soon as you see this as I have sent you emails before and you never replied too, .. let me know what's going on with you n our plan.  Patty eventually replies. From Patty Hello Scott Sorry for being so quiet again. I developed am infection in my hand and needed a couple of days in hospital. It seems under control now so I'm back home again. I'll be going to the Post Office tomorrow to send you the fee for the phone call. I hope that's ok. How long does it take to set everything up? I can't wait to talk to you. I'm very excited. I hope everything is good with you and look forward to hearing from you soon. All my love Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx Scott quickly replies. From Scott. hope you are good now, I really miss you and I am also excited about the call , it doesnt take more than 48hrs to get it activated , after you send through western union tomorrow then you can send me the details here so I will do the rest , miss you very much!! Talk to me soon!

Patty's terrible accident.

I've been busy and felt uninspired so hadn't emails Scott for a while. He sent a one liner wanting to know about the money. What a surprise. I left it a week or so before replying to tell him about my dreadful accident.


From Scott


Hi Patty  , did you got my last mail  . It seems you busy? Lemme know what you think about the call activation . I hope you are enjoying your day n MISS YOU! 


From Patty



Hi Scott


I do apologise for not replying sooner but I had a terrible accident last week.

I'd been to a nearby town on a new therapies training day. It had been brilliant and I was waiting for my train home, looking forward to seeing my animals. The previous train was still on my platform and as it was about to set off, a lady jumped off realising she was on the wrong train. As the doors shut, he scarf got caught and she was very distressed. I ran forward to help and somehow my hand also became trapped in the door along with her scarf. The train began to move and we both walked alongside it, me trying to free her scarf and my hand. As the train gathered speed, the ladies scarf pulled free but my hand remained trapped. People were screaming for the train to stop and trying to help me. I began to run alongside the train as it got faster and faster and I didn't see a large post a the side of the platform. I ran straight into it with so much forced that it threw me backwards, ripping my trapped fingers from my hand. I was knocked unconscious and woke later in hospital.

There was very little the surgeons could do but tidy up what was left of my hand. There were truly marvellous. I am now back home and have friends looking after me until I recover fully. I am devastated Scott. This means I can no longer work so it's a good job I am wealthy enough not to have to worry.

So, when can we set up this phone call? I really need to hear your voice more than ever now Scott. I miss you and need you so much. I need your support whilst I recover from this awful accident. So, how do I get the activation fee to you and how do we get the call up? I want to do it as soon as possible.

Pleas get back to me as quick as you can as I really need cheering up.

All my love

Patty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Time for a few questions.

Scott wants £150 for the phone call activation fee so Patty suggests Skype instead. She also asks him a few questions to get to know him better.

From Patty

Good evening my darling Scott.
I understand what you're saying about videocalls. I'm really sorry I suggested that. I just thought it would be nice for us to see each other. We could always do just a voice call over Skype as that would mean not having to pay the £150 call activation fee. What do you think to that? We could do it any time Scott. It would be brilliant.
So my dear, please tell me what you've been up to today? I want to know because I feel that I don't know that much about you. Would you answer a few questions for me please?
What is your favourite band?
What's your favourite film?
Do you prefer tea or coffee?
Briefs or boxers?
Sweet or savoury?
Bath or shower?
What's your favourite cheese?
I hope you don't mind answering those to help me get two know you more.
Look forward to hearing from you soon.
All my love
Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 



No reply to that so Patty emails again.

From Patty.



Hey Scott!
How are you doing today? I've been hard at work today. I had a patient with a severe case of commonsensicle absentitis. He's been suffering with it for over 15 years! Can you believe that? He was too embarrassed to go to his doctor so a friend of his recommended coming to see me. He's been 3 times so far and his symptoms are probably 60% better now. It's times like this that I really love my job.
Anyway Scott, I hope you're having a great day and can't wait to hear from you again soon.
Lots of love
Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 


Eventually Scott replies.

From Scott.

 What is your favourite band? I don't have a particular band .
What's your favourite film? . RED
Do you prefer tea or coffee? Coffee
Briefs or boxers? Briefs
Sweet or savoury? Savory
Bath or shower? Shower
What's your favourite cheese? No favorite
Been busy at work as well just got time to talk I you . Anyway about the call there are no any form of video call either skype it something else that are allowed at the base due to security reasons . The £150 is the only way we can get to talk ok . Can you send that to me so I can get it to activate the call ? Comrades at the base are not allowed to hold cash with them during service I would have paid it myself a long time ago . I hope you understand and can get to pay it once without no further delay ...
Talk to you soon .
I LOVE YOU PATTY!

Only joking!

So, Scott never replied to my confession about maybe being a bit of a serial killer. I left it a few days and as he's usually so quick to reply, I thought I'd email him and tell him it was all a big joke!

From Patty.


Hey Scott!!


You never replied to my last email. I guess it probably scared you a bit eh? Well you can breathe a sight of relief as it was a joke!!! Oh I am so sorry Scott!! I am the most terrible prankster ever!! It's going to get me in serious trouble one day! Nothing happened at the conference I promise you, honestly!!

So my darling, what have you been up to this week? I've had quite a few patients and have been busy with the animals as usual.

So, chatting on the phone. I've been thinking about this and maybe we could Skype each other? I have Skype on my phone and I see you have an IPhone so you can get it too. You obviously have internet on your phone as I can see you send your emails from it so there's no real reason we can't chat on Skype. It would be lovely to see you in the flesh so to speak. SO, what do you think? It makes much more sense than just chatting on the phone because we'll be able to see each other too!! Please let me know what you think.

I miss you Scott, I really do. I feel such a connection between us and it's important that we make the most of this love we have.

Look forward to hearing from you soon.


All my love

Patty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


He eventually replied saying he'd just been tired!

From Scott.

I thought as much but believe me I was scared at first before I realists u must be joking . I just had time to read your email today coz yesterday was hectic and I got tired easily ....
Video calls are not allowed at the base due to security reasons and it's a breach of the law against the US military rules n protocols , Patty I know what I am saying that's why in the beginning I had told you we need to call on phone that's the only way out of it . Will that be too hard for you to do?
I miss you too Patty!!! I can't stop thinking about you ....

£150 for a phone call and he wants me to pay.

Scott has something he wants to ask me, something he hasn't asked a lady for a long period but it will cost me £150 to activate a phone call. He can't pay as the military aren't allowed cash and are paid in assets! He also seems totally unconcerned that I blinded my now dead husband.



FromScott


Hi Patty! What r u doing today . Seems u been Busy u forgot to msg me . Miss u! 

 From Patty



Hey Scott.
I am so sorry for my drunken message last night. I bought some vodka yesterday and went a little over the top with it. I ended up drinking the whole bottle and have been terribly ill all day. I didn't wake up until 3pm and have been vomiting ever since. I feel absolutely dreadful. I don't think I will be drinking vodka again for a very long time.
So, you want to chat on the phone? What is the fee you mentioned for the call? You also said you have something to ask me. What is that?
Anyway Scott, I feel really rubbish so I'm off for a long soak in the bath. I'll message you again later.
All my love
Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 


From Scott


 I wish I was with you and we could get drunk on vodka all night lol . Vodka It's a strong alcohol that is my favorite . I miss u more everyday . Guess u couldn't go to work today ..
I would love to ask you a romantic question I haven't ask any lady for a long period and the most suitable place is on the phone lol . You know there are always military protocols at the base that's why there is an activation fee of £150 and after we can get to talk anytime on phone for a long period and it will feel more closer am sure ;)
Hope u had a nice shower , wish I could join you and have a shower as well lol : will you let me ... Talk to you soon!!


From Patty (name misspelled again!)

Good evening Scoot
I hope you've had a good evening. Have you been up to much? I've had a quiet evening and finally stopped vomiting.
I'm very excited about talking to you on the phone. As soon as you've paid the activation fee I'll send you my number. I can't wait to hear your lovely American accent. I bet it's very sexy.
I'd love to have a shower with you but I'm worried it would bring back bad memories of my late husband. He loved to shower every day which meant I always had a lot of cleaning to do in the bathroom. I'd decanted some bleach into an old shampoo bottle to make it easier to get into hard to reach areas and left it in the shower totally by accident.
I'd gone out and left David at home. He'd gone for his shower as usual and unfortunately grabbed the shampoo bottle with the bleach in. Sadly the bleach got into his eyes and caused lasting damage. By the time I got home and got him to the hospital, it was too late and there was nothing they could do. Poor David was blind.
As you can imagine, I felt so guilty.  But we stayed married and I looked after him like any good wife would. I'll tell you another time about how our marriage ended.
Anyway Scott, it's time I went to bed as it's late.
Goodnight my true love
Always yours
Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 


FromScott


 Been working as usual . Not really that hectic though . That was a sad story about your ex ,sorry abt it .
Anyway can u get the activation fee paid for us . Military men are not allowed to have cash on them when they are active on the base coz it always cause something else not needed on the camp, we r just paid in assets which will be available until we get back to US .
Love you Patty . Dream about me!!
Will be waiting on your reply ;)