£150 for a phone call and he wants me to pay.

Scott has something he wants to ask me, something he hasn't asked a lady for a long period but it will cost me £150 to activate a phone call. He can't pay as the military aren't allowed cash and are paid in assets! He also seems totally unconcerned that I blinded my now dead husband.



FromScott


Hi Patty! What r u doing today . Seems u been Busy u forgot to msg me . Miss u! 

 From Patty



Hey Scott.
I am so sorry for my drunken message last night. I bought some vodka yesterday and went a little over the top with it. I ended up drinking the whole bottle and have been terribly ill all day. I didn't wake up until 3pm and have been vomiting ever since. I feel absolutely dreadful. I don't think I will be drinking vodka again for a very long time.
So, you want to chat on the phone? What is the fee you mentioned for the call? You also said you have something to ask me. What is that?
Anyway Scott, I feel really rubbish so I'm off for a long soak in the bath. I'll message you again later.
All my love
Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 


From Scott


 I wish I was with you and we could get drunk on vodka all night lol . Vodka It's a strong alcohol that is my favorite . I miss u more everyday . Guess u couldn't go to work today ..
I would love to ask you a romantic question I haven't ask any lady for a long period and the most suitable place is on the phone lol . You know there are always military protocols at the base that's why there is an activation fee of £150 and after we can get to talk anytime on phone for a long period and it will feel more closer am sure ;)
Hope u had a nice shower , wish I could join you and have a shower as well lol : will you let me ... Talk to you soon!!


From Patty (name misspelled again!)

Good evening Scoot
I hope you've had a good evening. Have you been up to much? I've had a quiet evening and finally stopped vomiting.
I'm very excited about talking to you on the phone. As soon as you've paid the activation fee I'll send you my number. I can't wait to hear your lovely American accent. I bet it's very sexy.
I'd love to have a shower with you but I'm worried it would bring back bad memories of my late husband. He loved to shower every day which meant I always had a lot of cleaning to do in the bathroom. I'd decanted some bleach into an old shampoo bottle to make it easier to get into hard to reach areas and left it in the shower totally by accident.
I'd gone out and left David at home. He'd gone for his shower as usual and unfortunately grabbed the shampoo bottle with the bleach in. Sadly the bleach got into his eyes and caused lasting damage. By the time I got home and got him to the hospital, it was too late and there was nothing they could do. Poor David was blind.
As you can imagine, I felt so guilty.  But we stayed married and I looked after him like any good wife would. I'll tell you another time about how our marriage ended.
Anyway Scott, it's time I went to bed as it's late.
Goodnight my true love
Always yours
Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 


FromScott


 Been working as usual . Not really that hectic though . That was a sad story about your ex ,sorry abt it .
Anyway can u get the activation fee paid for us . Military men are not allowed to have cash on them when they are active on the base coz it always cause something else not needed on the camp, we r just paid in assets which will be available until we get back to US .
Love you Patty . Dream about me!!
Will be waiting on your reply ;)