Tuesday, 29 September 2015

A serial killer?

So, time for a bit of a confession. Will Scott still love Patty once he realises she is a serial killer?




From Scott


Hi Patty . Are you ok ? 




From Patty


Hey Scott
Sorry for being quiet. I've been at the conference all weekend. Something happened and I may need to get away for a bit. Is there any chance I could come to Nigeria for a while? Could you recommend a good hotel I could stay in please?

I'll explain all tomorrow when I've had a good sleep. I've really missed you.

All my love

Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 



From Scott


Have missed you too Patty glad you can write to me now. I can recommend lot of good hotel for you that is secured . Is there a chance you can get the call activation fee paid so we can talk more on phone and plan your trip to here . I would really love seeing you OMG it will be a dream come true!!

Are you ok baby . I will be waiting on your reply and have a good night sleep with sweet dreams about us

Love you with all my heart Patty

From Patty

Hey Scott!!


Oh what a weekend that turned out to be. I went to the conference that I told you about but got into a bit of trouble.

I decided to play one my pranks as I always do there. It's just a bit of fun and livens an otherwise dull gathering up a bit. I had made a fake bomb with an alarm clock, a shoe box and some bits of wire and planted it under one of the speakers seats. It was just a b it of a laugh and I was sure they'd realise it was a fake. Anyway, the conference was really boring so I decided to give my nails a bit of a manicure during one of the more tedious parts ( a lecture on actual versus imaginary therapies). I had just got out my very sharp scissors and very pointed metal nail file to give my hands the once over when someone spotted the fake bomb. People were ordered to evacuate the building immediately and a lot of pushing and shoving ensued. I don't know what happened next but someone shouted that they'd been stabbed. It was the woman who had been sat next to me who didn't like me and had posted bad reviews about my therapies online. She was bleeding everywhere and quickly collapsed. An ambulance was called but sadly she died at the scene.

People we trying to say it was me even though there were lots of people and a lot of pushing and shoving so it could have been anyone, honest Scott it could have. I'd already disposed of my scissors and nail file down the back of one of the seats so there was no proof it was me. Honestly Scott, it could have been anyone. But the police arrested me and started using phrases such as 'serial killer' and 'repeat offender' and got out all the case files on my brother, the woman who disappeared after the other conference and my late husband.  He died when a toaster I had left plugged in on a long extension lead accidentally fell into the bath and electrocuted him whilst he was trying to get out. It wasn't my fault I left it on the side of the bath was it? It was just a terrible accident as were all the other incidents. You believe me don't you Scott?

Anyway, where about are you stationed in Nigeria? I need to know as soon as possible so I can book a flight and get away from all this mess. Please reply as soon as you can Scott. This is very very important. I have to report back to the police station on Thursday to answer my bail so I don't have long to book a flight and get out of here.

I love you Scott and we'll be together really soon.

Yours always

Patty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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