Patty is a badass drunkard.

I've been a bit busy and not had chance to update the blog for a few days so there's a fair bit to catch up on. Patty confesses more wrong doings and gets drunk on vodka. He still doesn't notice his name is misspelled yet again.

From Patty


Good afternoon Spott.
How is your day going? Good I hope. I'm very busy today preparing for a conference I have to go to on Saturday. It's the annual alternative practitioner's conference where we discuss new treatments, research etc. It can be a bit boring sometimes so I usually try and liven it up a bit. Last year I held a cigarette up to the smoke alarm in the ladies toilets setting off the fire alarm. The whole building was evacuated! Oh how I laughed! No one know it was me so that was good. Likewise, the year before, no one knew it was me that put sedatives in the main speakers drink causing him to pass out mid speech. He only needed 10 stitches in his forehead so it wasn't that bad really and we all still laugh about it now! You can barely see the scar.
So Scott, what have you been doing today? Is there much need for the army out in Nigeria? I don't really understand what's going on over there. Please look after yourself.
Right my darling, I had better get some more work done. Look forward to hearing from you soon.
Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 




From Scott.




Lol you are a badass,I smoke too as well .
The army are here to protect and detect the terrorist known as the Boko-Haram" they are a bomb squad terrorist . It can get really hard sometimes and I really look forward to the day I will be able to live here maybe go on vacation,anything,just something fun . I miss it . Anyway did you bought the vodka . Lemme know how it taste....
I dnt know if you will be really interested on talking on phone,it will really feel more closer and I will be able to ask something from you I have never ask for a long time if we can talk on phone . If it's possible though coz it takes an activation process fee to get it done so we can talk at anytime for a long period .
How are you spending your day? Miss you! Waiting to hear from you soon ;)




From a drunken Patty.


Hellos cotT
It bothGT some vodka. It is veryy nice. I drinked jt all. MOST of It but now I fell silk pick sick. My hed. Hurts
Good might  and I love you scout  xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx 


From Scott




Lol u shouldn't have taken too much it causes headache especially for a lady . I love you too! I know this is a good feeling n it can only get better from here . U make me happy! .. Why the misspellings ? Lol
Anyway it seems u r not in a bit interested in the call btw us ?
Tk care n have a good night . Sweet dreams Patty!




You will get better in the morning ok .

Love u Patty!!