The Hokey Cokey.

Patty spells his name wrong yet again but he never notices. He does however now understand all about Chakras! I do find him quite boring though. Hope he livens up soon.

From Patty.


Good afternoon Scutt.

I hope you're having a hood day today. I've been really busy walking the dogs and cleaning out the other animals. Poor Horatio the stick insect is off his food and I am a little worried about him. I think I may need to take him to the vets tomorrow.

You asked what Chakras are. Chakras are a collection of tiny bones located just below the inner sphincter in the coxixial area of the back. When they become misaligned they cause great discomfort and dizziness. They can be realigned by a series of manipulative movements known as the Hokey Cokey. This involves me putting their left leg in and then the left leg out. This has to be done several times in succession, in, out, in out and then getting the patient to shake it all about. This complex series of movements helps the Chakras to settle back into their correct positions. Sometimes it can take several sessions before they see any improvement but once they can get into a position with their knees bent and their arms stretched without losing their balance or going dizzy then it's ra ra ra they're cured!! I'm sorry if that all sounds rather technical and medical. I love my job and being able to help people back to full health is wonderful.

So Scott, do you get much time off over there? What do you do in your spare time?

Today I have been writing more poetry. I wrote this for you my dear.

Scott, that name makes me tingle
I wish I wasn't single
I wish we were a couple
I can't lie, I am quite supple
I can bend my legs akimbo
But don't think I am a bimbo
I'm just a lonely woman
Looking for my true man.

I hope that's not too forward of me Scott but I can't seem to stop thinking about you.  I want to get to know you much better and I look forward to your every email. Please reply soon.

All my love

Patty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



From Scott.



Thanks for explaining the meaning of Chakras I think I have an idea of what it is now . am having a good day over here it's weekend . Not much I do on my spare time here . Go to a bar . TV and smtimes the beach or smtimes get to talk to my daughter on phone . Your poems r really fascinating n i like the way u really express yourself in it,i hope we can be more than just friends smday.... guess the animals takes a lot of your time apart from work . It's really nice hearing from u . Do u have kids? 


I'd already explained that I couldn't have children. He obviously remembered and quickly sent this:


I meant do you have an adopted kid that lives with u?