Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Time for some photos of Patty.

Scott has never seen any photos of Patty so I thought it was time to send some. Patty bears a remarkable resemblance to Ann Widdecombe don't you think? I do hope he still likes her. And doesn't her brother look a lot like Len Goodman?

From Patty.



Good afternoon Scott.

I have 20 minutes in between clients so I thought I'd say a quick hello. I realise that I never sent you any pictures of myself. Obviously you saw me on Mingle but it's nice to have some pictures to keep. Please find attached some of me and one of me and my late brother Ben.

Ben was my only sibling and he passed away 3 years ago. We were out for a day trip on his boat (the one in the picture) when he slipped on some olive oil that I had 'accidentally' spilled on deck and he plunged head first into the sea. Had he not had his jacket pockets full of heavy rocks that I'd put there for safe keeping I am sure he wouldn't have sunk so easily. I did my best to try and pull him out with the aid of a large, heavy, wooden pole but because of the choppy waves, unfortunately it kept hitting him around the head and he just couldn't seem to grab hold of it. I tried my absolute best to save him, honest I did but sadly he drowned. I can never forgive myself for what happened as I feel to blame even thought I know that I didn't kill him. Honestly I didn't. It was just a tragic accident.  Even the coroner said so. He left me everything in his will which did soften the blow somewhat and I often think of him when I am spending his money on myself.

Righty ho Scott, I must get ready for my next patient. I shall try and email you later. Hope you like the pictures!

All my love

Patty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx







 


From Scott.

He doesn't mention the photos or even pick up on the fact that Patty actually killed her brother.


Am so sorry about your late brother and how your help wasn't enough to save him it's Tragic maybe his soul rest in peace . Am sure u did miss him . How is going for you today ?




Then a minute later came this email from Scott.

How is work going for you today?


Then this one. He thinks Patty is beautiful.

OMG you are so beautiful. U have a cute smile . I love all the pictures your brother is cute as well . How many years since your brother died now? And the one u had a red cloth on where were u then?





Patty replies. I wonder if he'll pick up on the disappearance of my rival at the awards ceremony?


Hey Scott.

I'm glad you liked my pictures. I'm quite insecure about my looks but I like to think it's what's on the inside that counts. The one where I am in red was at an awards ceremony for alternative therapists. I had been nominated for an award but sadly I didn't win. Never mind. It was good night.

My brother died 3 years ago. I miss him every day and still feel so guilty even though everyone said  it's not my fault. It wasn't my fault either that the woman who won the award I was nominated for disappeared a few weeks later. It had nothing to do with me at all. Honest.

So Scott, how come a handsome man like you is still single? I hope you don't mind me saying but you are incredibly handsome. I never thought a man like you would be interested in someone like me.  I can't believe my luck! Do you get much time off your army duties?

I hope you're having a good evening and hope to hear from you soon.

All my love

Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx




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