Scott has never seen any photos of Patty so I thought it was time to send some. Patty bears a remarkable resemblance to Ann Widdecombe don't you think? I do hope he still likes her. And doesn't her brother look a lot like Len Goodman?
From Patty.
Good afternoon Scott.
I have 20 minutes in between clients so I
thought I'd say a quick hello. I realise that I never sent you any
pictures of myself. Obviously you saw me on Mingle but it's nice to have
some pictures to keep. Please find attached some of me and one of me
and my late brother Ben.
Ben was my only sibling and he passed
away 3 years ago. We were out for a day trip on his boat (the one in the
picture) when he slipped on some olive oil that I had 'accidentally'
spilled on deck and he plunged head first into the sea. Had he not had
his jacket pockets full of heavy rocks that I'd put there for safe
keeping I am sure he wouldn't have sunk so easily. I did my best to try
and pull him out with the aid of a large, heavy, wooden pole but because
of the choppy waves, unfortunately it kept hitting him around the head
and he just couldn't seem to grab hold of it. I tried my absolute best
to save him, honest I did but sadly he drowned. I can never forgive
myself for what happened as I feel to blame even thought I know that I
didn't kill him. Honestly I didn't. It was just a tragic accident. Even
the coroner said so. He left me everything in his will which did soften
the blow somewhat and I often think of him when I am spending his money
on myself.
Righty ho Scott, I must get ready for my next patient. I shall try and email you later. Hope you like the pictures!
All my love
Patty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
From Scott.
He doesn't mention the photos or even pick up on the fact that Patty actually killed her brother.
Am so sorry about your late brother and how your help wasn't enough to
save him it's Tragic maybe his soul rest in peace . Am sure u did miss
him . How is going for you today ?
Then a minute later came this email from Scott.
How is work going for you today?
Then this one. He thinks Patty is beautiful.
OMG you are so beautiful. U have a cute smile . I love all the pictures
your brother is cute as well . How many years since your brother died
now? And the one u had a red cloth on where were u then?
Patty replies. I wonder if he'll pick up on the disappearance of my rival at the awards ceremony?
Hey Scott.
I'm glad you liked my pictures. I'm quite insecure about my looks but I
like to think it's what's on the inside that counts. The one where I am
in red was at an awards ceremony for alternative therapists. I had been
nominated for an award but sadly I didn't
win. Never mind. It was good night.
My brother died 3 years ago. I miss him every day and still feel so
guilty even though everyone said it's not my fault. It wasn't my fault
either that the woman who won the award I was nominated for disappeared a
few weeks later. It had nothing to do with
me at all. Honest.
So Scott, how come a handsome man like you is still single? I hope you
don't mind me saying but you are incredibly handsome. I never thought a
man like you would be interested in someone like me. I can't believe my
luck! Do you get much time off your army
duties?
I hope you're having a good evening and hope to hear from you soon.
All my love
Patty xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx
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